Criminal Minded

What the fuck?! Where did all my money go?? I must be a gotdamn magician cause as soon as i get money, that shit just fuckin disappears! Well, it is about that time. Once a month, my apartment complex successfully robs me of something they call "rent". Me, calling the cops, will do nothin constructive, because apparently this "rent" thing is completely legal! Who knew? After my stick up from the apt complex, then BG&E comes with their ski-masks and 9milli in tow and says "hey nigga, this a jack-move fool, u know what it is!". And b4 I can pull my cell-phone out to dial 911 to report an unprovoked robbery, T-mobile is already ringing. Now, these guys, THESE GUYS arent stick up kids, they are extortionist. Soooooooo, after this so-called "rent" and the BG&E Thugs, next come these T-Mobile GANGSTAS, who come to rob me for me coke & dope (money and cell-phone aka my life line)! These Mofos just want it all, but they try to be nice and deceptive at the same fuckin time, i hate these bastards more than em all. All these phone companies are thieves, aint no one company better than the other for real, for real! But just when i thought the raping and pillage of my bank account was over and done with...NOPE...here comes those damn irritating, aggravating, annoying, downright dispeccable school loans! (which i'll be paying back until im 68 years old LOL) they dont just rape for you for a year, or a two-year contract. Get used to it, this is gonna be an obitual robbery & rape for the next 20 somethin odd years. This shit cant be legal!! I decided not to involve the authorities in this matter, instead i chose to LIE without a hesitation or stutter, so that i was able to qualify for an "hardship deferrment" LOL! =). Okay, so the constant, insistful extorting and aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon will cease for a period of 6 months. Moving forward, this lil pip squeek, midget tapped me on my foot and said "hey, remember me? If you wanna continue to watch your Sportscenter and MTV Jams and CNN and HBO u gotta break me off too, BITCH!" His name was Comcast Cable. Oh yeah, i almost forgot about his ass. Its like everytime i turn around theres another gun pointed in my face....well hey thats just life. So what i plan to do, is get criminal minded myself....i had contemplated car jacking for a second and sellin pieces of the car to a chop shop?? but thats short money..so that was out. Next thought was a pretty damn good one, at least in my mind. How about i rob banks and show 50 Cent how its really done??!! If Queen La and Will's Wife can do it, dammit so can I! Im smarter than most, so i can come up with some George Clooney/Brad Pitt Type Shit...Ocean's 11 ON THEY ASS...but i dont have 10 friends willing to rob a bank with me...so thats out!...So then, maybe i can really get on my hustle and get that BlackJack movin and take my show up the road to Atlantic City! thats prolly my best bet...That sure as hell beats pullin m 9milli-a-milli-a-milli out and sellin crack and take over somebody's block, hahaha! Its gotta be in my blood....cuz everytime i walk in back...actually no joke this time...i really look around and try to figure out the best way to rob that muthafucka....word to KRS-One....Criminal Minded/You've been blinded/lookin for buck or 2 but cant find it...