Silly B!t#e$

Soooo I'm ridin metro just minding my damn business tryin 2 catch some much needed zzzzzz after work....to my surprise one of the many silly bitches walkin this green earth, plops down beside me. We'll just call her Silly Bitch #1. Okay so, not only did SB #1 interrupt my lovely "Metro Green Line Nap Time", she had the nerve to call me "boo". Whaaaaaaat! First off, I'm not your damn boo, so back up and give me 5 feet. SB #1 proceeds to tell me how she misses me and all this bullshit that was goin n one ear and out my penis...then she had the nerve 2 get upset wit me because I wasn't excited to see her or talk to her. I said and I quote "why are u sittin next to me? I'm tired, I'm goin back to sleep, wake me up when we get to U St." And she said the standard "fuck u" and stormed off. I succeeded n pissin her off so she would leave me alone. Mission Accomplished. I just don't understand how u carry it MOOONTHS ago, leave ya shit, left never looked back, play ALL KINDS of games, lie, turn into a drunk party groupie, do "silly bitch" shit and then expect to be all excited 2 see u. Contrary 2 belief ur shit actually does stink, and it stinks hella bad, bitch! Spoof Bam Be Gone! She is author of the "Silly Bitch Manual". Immature, lost well-dressed chickenhead......no more time 4 her....on to Silly Bitch #2, I'm gonna make this a quick one...cuz she's really a joke lol...I bumped pelvises wit this chick 5 years ago, count em...1, 2, 3, (still goin lol) 4, 5 years ago! And it was only 1nce and she is STILL tryn her hand...no no no...word 2 Beyonce. ***Shout out 2 LT ;) lol!*** Sorry, I digress....This chick has played herself sooo many times its not even funny. Back n March she wanted 2 come over just 2 sleep n my bed and I'm like nooooo, she can sleep on the couch, I'm not sharing my bed with u! *sidebar* I communicate wit this girl maybe 1nce every 2 months..get the hint*. Silly Bitch #2 even had the audacity to request for a key 2 my place. Keep n mind she has never been 2 my place & has no idea where I live & never will and I hadn't kissed, touched, hugged, let alone talked to her n the slightest bit. I don't know how she conjured the thought that I was interested n ANYTHING with her. I laughed at her silly bitch request and she got mad...this was ooooh almost a year ago hahaha. The playin of her ownself continues. I told her I had a girlfriend back n March (which was a lie) and she still wanted to just "come over sleep n my bed". What a silllllyyy bitch lol...First off, ur volunteerin to be the 2nd women to an imaginary girlfriend and then I tell u I'm not fuckin u and u still wanna come over...then I proceed to tell SB #2 that u know my girl and she replies "I don't care!" wooow you're pretty bold..so ur willing to get ur ass beat by my imaginary g/f just 2 "sleep" n my bed. I denied her silly request.....as of recently she has been totally canceled number deleted, phone calls ignored, texts unreplied to. With ALL that said .Aaron is done wit silly bitches, they just slow u up and dumb u down....On 2 bigger & better things...